Gaze into my horrifying visage and fear it!
Stanley. STAN-ley. GET IT?

Stanley. STAN-ley. GET IT?

This gray faced whelp knows not of what he speaks!

This gray faced whelp knows not of what he speaks!

Everyone is drawn to my sinister airs and dark presence!

Everyone is drawn to my sinister airs and dark presence!

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Besides, you try getting stuck in a cramped bottle and then living for awhile as a shadow and we will see what you say about darkness! I’m not talking about the metaphorical darkness in the hearts of men. I am talking about pitch black! No light! Shadows need light to be created. Is it that hard to grasp? It’s a balance.Light and dark. Good and evil.One usually needs the other to exist, as much as I don’t like to admit it.

Besides, you try getting stuck in a cramped bottle and then living for awhile as a shadow and we will see what you say about darkness! I’m not talking about the metaphorical darkness in the hearts of men. I am talking about pitch black! No light! Shadows need light to be created. Is it that hard to grasp? It’s a balance.
Light and dark.
Good and evil.
One usually needs the other to exist, as much as I don’t like to admit it.

Do I look stupid to you??

Do I look stupid to you??

For now, I only have Ari.
It’s hard to have worshipers and slaves when everyone in town thinks you are A NICE GUY.

You try to show off your powers ONE TIME by saving an old ladies hat…
URGH!